Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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