Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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