I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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