I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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