i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I party with great urgency now.
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