He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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