I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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