is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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