Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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