He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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