So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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