Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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