I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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