We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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