I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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