belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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