Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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