oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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