i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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