She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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