I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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