i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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