Can i not drive my cunt home
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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