I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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