I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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