You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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