Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I want to fling myself into the sun
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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