I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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