can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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