i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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