So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
time to smoke my breakfast
i dont even know how to be here
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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