Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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