when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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