I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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