Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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