Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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