Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
