I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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