the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
time to smoke my breakfast
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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