I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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