if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
how does that bad decision feel?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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