I don't think brook has ever known best
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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