Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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