I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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