Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
