either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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