im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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