I smell stomach acid.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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