if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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