Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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