Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Every concussion has its silver lining
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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