Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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