I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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