I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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