I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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