Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.

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(914): View more from New York

my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.

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(214): View more from Texas

Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?

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(519): View more from Ontario

I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there

(905): View more from Ontario

Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties

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(443): View more from Maryland

We still on for coffee?

(410): View more from Maryland

Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.

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(352): View more from Florida

Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!

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(816): View more from Missouri

At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?

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