thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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