i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap