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• (248): View more from Michigan

  did you get my message about your dog?

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  no... is he ok?

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  no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  He is like the real live version of the state fair..

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Just look for the house with the beer knights.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.

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• (212): View more from New York

  1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up

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• (254): View more from Texas

  He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(

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• (209): View more from California

  You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures

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